Prep
[] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[x SHOCKING, isn;t it?] I am/was a cheerleader.
[x INCREDIBLY!] I'm pretty ditzy.
[no, but I have cool hot pink pants XD] I wear pink 24/7.
[half x] My looks are very important to me.
[x] I cant live without my cell phone.
[] My hair is always straight.
[x] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[x] I laugh 24/7.
[x] I have a million friends.
[x] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[ ] I'll only date popular guys.
[x] I listen to rap & pop music.
[] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the
mornings.
[the hell?] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job.
[ ] I wear lots of makeup.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 10.5 THISIS NOT A GOOD SIGN.
Emo
[X] I cry a lot. (some times when Im in a bad mood, it comes out of no where)
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black every day.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[I WANT TO LEARN!] I play an acoustic guitar.
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[] People have told me to cheer up.
[] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[x] I wear many band shirts (by the SHIT LOADS LOL)
[ ] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often. (THISIS SUCH A LIE I NEVER STFU)
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] My fingernails are black.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[x] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes. (used to)
[x] I love Hot Topic.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 5
Nerd
[ ] I have straight A's. (NOT IN MATH!)
[ ] I wear glasses. (I steal my friend's and I pretend to be Harry Potter with them lol)
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[ ] Computer games = Love.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'. (No, im the kid who pisses teh teachers off lol)
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend (Iv been asked out A LOT)
[ ] I have a bedtime. (I just sleep whenever)
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler. (Lol NO)
[ ] I carry a calculator with me. (THE HELL?)
[x] I bring my lunch to school. (cause the food is shit at my school)
[ ] I always follow the rules. (nope)
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex (HELL NAW)
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes. (Naw, I want to live as long as possible)
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[ ] I correct people's grammar.
[ ] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[x] I always stump people. (with my wierdness lol)
Total = 5
Rebel
[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit. (well, I just scream our name cause I wanna RIOT!)
[x] Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[x] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[x] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures. (depends who they are)
[x] I always break the rules.
[x] I refuse to compromise. (depends what the situation is)
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs. (C'MON PEOPLE TALK)
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[x] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 17 WOW.
Jock
[x] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[x] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[x] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic.
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 4 EPIC PHAIL.
Comedian
[x] I'm very funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I always entertain people by being funny.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[x] I watch comedies more than anything.
[x] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[X] I pull lots of pranks.
[X] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[x] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[x] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[X] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[x] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[x] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly. (HELL YEA)
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 18 WOW AGAIN.
Shy
[ ] I don't have a lot of friends. (pfft~)
[ ] I don't talk too much. (such a lie)
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'. (dude not cool)
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am. (
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first. (hehe)
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties. (hell no)
[ ]People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.....
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never join in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?".
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 1
Goth
[x] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen. (PFFT~ I LOVE TO STAND OUT!)
[x] I'm very, very pale. (IM THE ONLY DAMN WHITE MEXICAN)
[x] I only listen to metal music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[x] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people. (pffft~)
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[x] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies. (that movie so badass)
[x] I only date other Goths. (I like goths....hehe, but never really dated one)
[ ] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers. (the hell is a teenyhopper?)
[ ] People are afraid of me.
Total = 9 hehe lol
Weirdo
[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes. (HELL YEA MAN!!)
[ ] I debate stuff with myself.
[] I hear voices.
[x] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets. (STFU)
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 8 AWSUM.
Antisocial
[ ] I hate most people.
[ ] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are fucking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly (Oh, you'd LOVE me)
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else. (loser)
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness. (does that include heroin? Lol JK)
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 1
Skater
[] I skateboard to everywhere. (I might try one day)
[] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[x] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk. (no)
[x] Oh yea, and Bam Margera. (dude awesome)
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[x] I have shaggy hair. (STFU)
[x] I wear baggy pants.
[x] I wear skater shoes only (converse and vans)
[x] I always wear hoodies.
[] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[] Fuck school, I want to be a professional skateboarder. (sorry, artist XD)
[] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[x] I hang with other skaters. (I dont skate but I have a lot of friends who do)
[] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 8
Christian Girl/Boy
[ ] I go to church at least once a week. (IM VERY UNRELIGOUS LOL)
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church. (HELL NO)
[ ] I always carry a bible with me. (loser)
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[ ] I've never been on a date. (no, but I get asked a lot)
[ ] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD. (the hell does that mean?)
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion. (I swear if you try to preach to me I WILL Bitch slap you with theat bible)
[ ] I believe in God. (not really)
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies. (WTF)
[ ] I never go out and party. (LOL LOSER)
[ ] I read the bible everyday. (.......why?)
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible. (I CAN BARELY SAY A PRAYER)
[ ] I go to Sunday school. (screw that I sleep)
[ ] I've been to church camp. (I DON'T WANT TO GET MOLESTED)
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total = 0 WIN.
Gangsta
[x] I say 'yo'.
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle'. (lol)
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[x] I hang with my homies, bitches, and hoes. (Yup, but not hoes)
[ ] I'm a thug. ( . )
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[x] I don't give a shit about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance. ( I wish )
[x] Gold chainz is tha way to go, bitch.
[] I'm white but I act black. (YOU'D GET BEAT UP HEAR LOL)
[] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my hoes. ( lol at hoes again xD )
[] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies. (a lot)
[x] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out. (Iv done that)
Total = 7
Bully
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money. (No I ask politely)
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me. (no they stalk me)
[ ] I get in trouble all the time. (meh, but never for bullying)
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole. (lol if its my close friend and its always a joke, then yea)
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[x] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight. (I only fight if Im getting mugged or something)
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[] I've never been in a relationship before. ( WTF)
[] People are afraid of me.
[x] People know not to mess with me. (hell yea)
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 2
Gamer
[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles. ( PS2 and WII)
[x] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero/Rock Band own.
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[ ] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[ ] My grades are eh.
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS
[ ] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[ ] I have at least 3 memory cards (only one)
[ ] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
[x] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 6
Redneck
[ Elvis is still alive.
[ ] I hunt.
[ ] I fish.
[ ] I own something camouflage.
[ ]I eat venison
[ ] I live in the country.
[ ]Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[ ] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[ ] I have over 10 pets.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ]I wear a cowboy hat.
[ ]I've rode a tractor before.
[ ]My jeans are always dirty.
[ ] I have a southern accent. (some what)
[x] I say y'all.
[ ] Yankees can fuck off. (Don't mess with me I won't mess with you)
[x] I buy everything at Wal-Mart. (ART SUPPLY PEOPLE)
[ ] I'm kind of poor.
[ ] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[ ] I work hard.
Total = 2
Cowgirl/Cowboy
[ ] I live on a farm. .
[ ] I own at least 2 horses
[ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[ ] I own a cowboy hat.
[ ] I always wear my hair in two braids
[ ] I ride a tractor.
[ ] I live in a small town.
[x] I've lived in Texas before. (I DO live in Texas lol)
[x] I wear flannel shirts.
[ ] I wear overalls.
[x] I say y'all and howdy. (not howdy)
[ ] I have other animals on a farm.
[ ] I've been in a rodeo before.
[x] I've rode a mechanical bull before.
[ ] I love home cooking, country style.
[ ] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[ ] I say yee-haw!
[ ] I've went to horse races before.
[ ] I love cowboy movies.
[ ] I square dance.
Total = 4
Social Butterfly
[x] I have a lot of friends.
[x] I get along with everybody.
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[x] I'm a people person.
[x] I love having tons of fun.
[x] People come to me for advice.
[x] People take an instant liking to me.
[x] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[x] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[x] Everybody thinks I'm awesome. (they brag about me to other peeps, kinda freaks me out but im down XD)
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[x] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[x] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[x] I'm pretty cheerful.
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[x] I love talking.
[x] I always have fun doing anything.
[x] I'm optimistic.
[ ] have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 17 lol
Stoner
[ ] I've tried at least 2 different drugs before.
[x] I always feel chill or extremely hyper
[ ] Getting high is awesome.
[ ] My room smells like pot. ( lol )
[ ] I've been got caught with drugs before.
[ ] All my money goes toward buying drugs.
[ ] I've sold drugs before.
[ ] 4/20 fucking rocks.
[ ] I'm fascinated with the color green.
[ ] I own something with a pot leaf on it.
[ ] I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect I smoke pot in my room.
[ ] I've went to school high before.
[ ] I'm a slacker.
[ ] I could care less about school and my grades.
[x] I see things that aren't there sometimes
[ ] I'm like 'whatever' to everything.
[ ] I've skipped class to get high with friends.
[ ] I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine or meth because pot is so lame.
[ ] Marijuana should not be illegal. (Cancer stix always get the job done)
[ ] Drugs make me feel good.
Total = 2
Whore
[ ] I've had at least 10 boyfriends.
[ ] I've hooked up with a random guy whose name I didn't know.
[ ] I'm not a virgin.
[ ] I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
[ ] I dress like a slut.
[x] I'm a bitch and I know it.
[ ] I use my body to get what I want.
[ ] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
[ ] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
[ ] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
[x] I party often.
[ ] I get drunk all the time.
[ ] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[x] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before
[ ] I've had my thong show before on purpose.
[ ] I have random piercings. (Wouldn't midn having an eyebrow piercing)
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[x] I act really ditzy.
[ ] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.
Total = 4 OH GAWD NO
Slacker
[ ]I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[x] I sleep past noon on weekends. (On a daily Basis)
[ ] I miss a lot of school.
[ ] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[x] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV. (and run)
[ ] don't take care of myself.
[ ] I've done drugs before.
[ ] I don't do my homework.
[x] I sleep all the time.
[x] I'm bored constantly.
[ ] People tell me I need to try harder.
[x] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[ ] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[ ] I do everything half-assed.
[ ] I'm not going to college, ever.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[ ] I don't have any ambition in life.
[ ] People tell me I need to get a life.
[ ] They need to, not me.
Total = 6
Raver
[x] I party all the time.
[x]Glow Sticks kick ass.
[x] I love nightclubs. (I wanna to go one SO badly, hahahaha)
[x] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[x] I have tons of energy.
[x] I love to dance. (even though I dance like a white girl lol)
[ ] I go out nearly every night.
[x] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[ ] I've DJ'd before.
[ ] I've taken a party drug before.
[x] I love fog machines.
[x] I have crazy dance moves.
[] I sleep all day and party all night.
[x] Techno music is life.
[] I love popping pills, especially X.
[x] I love neon body paint. (its pretty)
[ ] I shake my ass in clubs.
[] I've grinded before.
[] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
[] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 11
Hippie
[x] I'm a tree hugger.
[x] want to save the earth.
[ ] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[ ] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[ ]I have long hair.
[x] I make the peace sign a lot. (teachers bitch about it a lot)
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[ ] I love tie dye.
[ ] I've made tie dye stuff before.
[x] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.(HELL YEA JERFERSON AIRPLANE WAS THERE!!!)
[x] I love 60's music.
[x] I'm always chilled out.
[x] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[x]I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[x]I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[ ] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 9
Goody Goody
[ ] I make really good grades.
[ ] I'm teachers pet.
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people.
[x] I'm nice to everybody.
[ ] I act happy 24/7.
[ ] I go to church.
[ ] I never cuss. (SUCH A FUCKING LIE LOL)
[x] I always say hi to everyone
[x] I dress appropriately.
[ ] I want to portray a pure image.
[ ] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson
[ ] I want to impress everybody.
[ ] I've never been called rude.
[ ] I'm one of the nicest people.
[ ] I want to achieve everything.
[ ] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[ ] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[ ] I'm in many different clubs.
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[ ] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 3
Band Geek
[ ] I love band class.
[ ] I play at least one instrument.
[ ] I go to all my band concerts.
[ ] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[ ] I've won awards for band.
[] I've been to band camp.
[ ] I'm in the marching band.
[] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[ ] People have called me a band geek.
[ ] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[ ] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[] Marching band is fun.
[] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[] I like football games....for the band!
[] Band is way better than anything else.
[] I carry my instrument home every night.
[] I only date other people in band.
[] I go on band field trips.
Total = 0
Choir Nerd
[x] I sing all the time.
[ ] I want to try out for American Idol.
[ ] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[ ] I've won awards for choir.
[ ] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[ ] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[ ] I sing every single day.
[ ] I know what range of voice I am.
[ ] I love singing duets.
[ ] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[ ] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol religiously.
[ ] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favorite class.
[ ] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum a lot.
[ ] I write down lyrics all the time.
[ ] I want to be a singer.
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total:2
LOL I'VE FIGURED TO STUFF ABOUT MYSELF I NEVER EVEN KNEW LOL
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