Im'a bad muthereffer.
I stole this from
Y'know, cause I be Keepin' it gangsta.
Fathers, lock your daughters.

Batman villain Meme

1 - Joker
[x] You have a dark sense of humor. (oh dear GOD, yes)
[x] People often tell you you're 'crazy', 'weird', 'a freak' and other words to that effect. (Being normal seems so tasteless)
[x] You like wearing bright colors even if they clash.
[x] You don't tend to make a lot of sense.
[ ] You are self-obsessed. (huh?)
[x] You will do anything for a laugh. (somethings I regret doing lol)
[ ] You can't laugh at yourself very easily. (I always do)
[x] You're smiling a lot of the time. (ever since I was born)
[x] You are intelligent. (So I've been told)
[x] You like to be the center of attention. (I wouldn't call myself an attention whore)
[ ] You enjoy the work of the Marx Brothers. (....Am I supposed to know them?)
Total: 8

2 - Two-Face
[ ] You are a Gemini. (my aunt is lol)
[x] You seem to have two sides to you that different people see.
[x] You have taken revenge on a bully.
[x] You have/had a burn or scar or something similar visible for over two months.
[x] You believe in chance and fate.
[x] You tend to be paranoid.
[ ] You consider yourself unattractive. (sometimes)
[ ] You feel no one can truly like/love you for who you are.
[ ] You have trouble making decisions by yourself.
[ ] Blackmail is a completely acceptable method to use in getting what you want.
Total: 5

3 - Penguin
[ ] You love birds. (mmm', chicken dinner XD)
[ ] You consider yourself a complete gentleman/lady.
[ ] You have/had an overprotective mother.
[ ] You always keep an umbrella in your bag just in case.
[ ] You are always dressed smartly.
[ ] You were/are bullied in your youth.
[ ] You consider yourself obese.
[x] You have a lot of connections. (you have NO idea)
[ ] You want to work with animals in some way.
[ ] You want to run your own nightclub.
Total: 1


4 - Scarecrow
[x] You like to scare people.
[ ] You have a reclusive nature. (what does reclusive mean?)
[ ] Your life is ruled by research/work.
[ ] You are scared of birds.
[ ] You are tall and skinny.
[ ] You take/have taken psychology at school/university/college.
[ ] You feel your parents were loveless towards you.
[ ] You were born out of wedlock. (the hell does wedlock mean?)
[ ] You used to pick on animals as a child by hurting them or scaring them.
[ ] You have/had religious fanatics in your family.
Total: 1

5 - Riddler
[x] You love puzzles and riddles.
[ ] You have red/ginger hair.
[ ] You have OCD. (My math teacher does)
[x] You are quirky.
[ ] You consider yourself a 'smooth talker'.
[x] You are an intellectual.
[ ] You get high marks on your texts/exams.
[ ] Most of your body is covered in tattoos.
[ ] You seldom win in physical fights.
[ ] You complete computer games with ease.
Total: 3

6 - Mr. Freeze
[ ] You prefer cold weather. (hot and cold)
[ ] You want to be cryogenically frozen. (...another word I don't know)
[ ] You have lost a loved one to a terminal illness.
[ ] You go/have gone to boarding school.
[ ] You are a loner. (impossible term for me)
[ ] You go all out to hurt someone who hurt you.
[x] You would do anything for the one you love.
[x] Winter is your favorite season.
[ ] You have poor blood circulation.
Total: 2

7 -Ra's Al Ghul
[ ] You are manipulative.
[ ] You would love to get rid of everything and start the world again from scratch. (naw, to lazy)
[ ] You want perfect environmental balance.
[ ] Science is/was your favorite subject.
[ ] You consider yourself a spiritual person.
[x] You consider your age to not be an issue.
[x] You want a son.
[x] You keep yourself fit.
[x] You want to live forever.
[x] You see the world as decadent and corrupt.
Total: 4


8 - Bane
[x] You consider yourself as physically strong.
[ ] You go the gym a lot.
[ ] You have an addictive personality.
[x] You have been to prison. (to visit someone)
[x] When you were younger, you had a teddy bear that you took everywhere.
[ ] You had a classical education.
[ ] You have/had nightmares involving bats.
[x] You are violent. (extremely when angered)
[ ] You do not explain your actions.
[x] You have a Mexican heritage. (I is one lol)
Total: 5

9 - Clayface
[ ] You like B-Movies. (the HELL is a B-movie?)
[x] You want to be an actor/actress.
[x] You are a good liar.
[ ] You make sculptures.
[ ] You enjoy the work of Boris Karloff.
[ ] You have had plastic surgery.
[x] You have been in a car accident. (when I was a fetus)
[ ] You hate remakes.
[ ] You can't swim.
[x] You reference films all the time.
Total: 4

10 - Killer Croc
[ ] You were born with a medical condition that affects your body on the outside.
[ ] You were/are raised by a member of your family that wasn't/isn't your parents.
[x] You enjoy your own company.
[ ] You have quick reflexes.
[x] You enjoy wrestling.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You can run very fast.
[ ] You grew up without your mother.
[x] You enjoy circus sideshows.
[ ] You are muscular.
Total: 5


11 - Black Mask
[x] You come from a well-off/wealthy family.
[ ] You had an accident/serious injury as a child.
[x] You hate hypocrisy above all things.
[ ] Someone has broken up with you in public.
[x] You are accident-prone.
[ ] You consider yourself as unlucky.
[x] You are determined.
[x] You enjoy films like Turistas, Wolf Creek, SAW and Hostel.
[x] You like to intimidate people.
[ ] You want to be the top dog.
Total: 6

12 - Ventriloquist/Scarface
[ ] You are meek and mild. (nope, im crazy)
[ ] You want to be a ventriloquist/have a dummy.
[ ] Your favorite film is Scarface.
[x] You like gangster-related media and/or clothing.
[ ] If you could live in any time, it would be the 1920's
[x] You tend to verbally abuse people. (iiii wouldn't say "abuse", but my mannerisms are a bit harsh - although unintentionally - sometimes)
[ ] You have a speech impediment.
[ ] You let other people take the blame rather than yourself.
[ ] You call your nearest and dearest 'Sugar'
[ ] You have an Italian heritage.
Total: 2


13 - Mad Hatter
[ ] You are shy. (hell no)
[x] You have/had feelings for someone who didn't feel the same.
[x] Alice In Wonderland is your favorite book/Disney film. (never read the book, though. FAIL)
[x] You love tea.
[x] You have a lot of hats.
[x] You have been called delusional. (my mom calls me that all the time lol)
[ ] You are immature. (define immature)
[ ] You identify more with children than adults.
[ ] You sometimes have trouble separating reality from dreams or your imagination.
[ ] You like to rhyme.
Total: 5

14 - Man-Bat
[ ] You love bats.
[ ] You are deaf or have hearing problems.
[ ] You want to be a scientist.
[ ] You tend to think illogically.
[ ] You feel comfortable in the dark.
[ ] You are instinctive.
[x] You love fruit.
[x] You wish you could fly.
[ ] You have a strong family life.
[ ] You are married.
Total: 2

lol joker


BITCHES IM HEATH LEDGER.